Titus (TV Series)
The Break-Up (2000)
Christopher Titus: Christopher Titus
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Quotes
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Christopher Titus : Shot down by a twenty-two year old waitress in breakaway panties!
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Christopher Titus : All of Dad's relationships ended exactly the same: subpoena, beep of a moving van backing up the driveway, pile of his clothes burning on the front lawn.
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[explaining his affair with a waitress]
Christopher Titus : She said 'Want some pie?' I didn't know it was a metaphor!
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Christopher Titus : I do not need help destroying my relationship. I was raised by my father. I've completed a thirty-year seminar on the power of destroying relationships.
