Titus (TV Series)
Red Asphalt (2000)
Cynthia Watros: Erin Fitzpatrick
Quotes
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Erin Fitzpatrick : [calling 911] We're on I-5 being chased by a guy with a gun!
911 Operator : Where are you on I-5, ma'am?
Erin Fitzpatrick : Where are we on I-5?
Christopher Titus : Where? Between Mexico and Canada!
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[thinking they're going to die, voicing their regrets in life]
Tommy Shafter : I never got to sleep with Erin.
Christopher Titus : What?
Tommy Shafter : I have thoughts.
Christopher Titus : Should have taken that one to the grave! And I am SO telling your waitress!
Tommy Shafter : Oh, who cares? By now she thinks I'm a hermaphroditic drag queen in a bunny suit.
Erin Fitzpatrick : I never got to see Ireland.
Christopher Titus : Honey, you never got to see San Diego.
Erin Fitzpatrick : [dryly] That helps.
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Christopher Titus : [tailgating the motorist who cut in front of them] Hello, I am faster than you. Get out of the way, buttwad.
Erin Fitzpatrick : [mocking Christopher] "Get out of the way, buttwad."
Christopher Titus : Hey!
Erin Fitzpatrick : Not very attractive, is it? If I wanted to date a seventeen year old jerk, I would have dated you when you were seventeen.
Christopher Titus : Hey!
Erin Fitzpatrick : That's why I love you, honey. 'Cause you get it!
Christopher Titus : Wow, it took you, like, a minute and a half to throw that back in my face. Nice!
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Erin Fitzpatrick : Dave, cow.
Dave Scouvel : You must think very little of me.
[Dave covers his face and covertly looks out the car window]