Stacy Keach: Ken Titus

Quotes 

• Ken Titus : I already ate. You owe me forty bucks.

  Christopher Titus : Uh, we were getting chased by a guy on the road with a gun.

  Dave Scouvel : [overlapping with Titus]  He had a gun, he shot at us.

  Ken Titus : Come on, spare me the lame excuse. Just say you're sorry and park this piece of crap. Behind the restaurant! Where'd you get this, anyway? It looks like an old man's car. Jeez!

  [Ken walks off, leaving Titus open-mouthed in shock] 

  Christopher Titus : [after pause]  Dave, the cell phone is from both of us.