Titus (TV Series)

Insanity Genetic: Part 1 (2002)

Cynthia Watros: Erin Fitzpatrick

Quotes 

• [about his mother] 

  Titus : She nailed that Santa on the roof.

  Erin Fitzpatrick Titus : See? She decorated!

  Titus : No, she had sex with the mall Santa on the roof every year.

  [pause] 

  Titus : Bam bam bam! Ah, Christmas.

• Erin Fitzpatrick Titus : [to Titus]  Honey, honey, listen to me. You really, really do need to grieve. I mean, there is a reason that you saw your mom walking around our house after she already died.

  [Titus stutters] 

  Erin Fitzpatrick Titus : Well, there is a reason!

  Ken Titus : Well, of course there is. He's as fruit loops as she was.