Titus (TV Series)

Insanity Genetic: Part 1 (2002)

Christopher Titus: Christopher Titus

Quotes 

• [about his mother] 

  Titus : She nailed that Santa on the roof.

  Erin Fitzpatrick Titus : See? She decorated!

  Titus : No, she had sex with the mall Santa on the roof every year.

  [pause] 

  Titus : Bam bam bam! Ah, Christmas.

• [first lines] 

  Christopher Titus : [turns on light]  Horrible, heinous, brutal stuff happens to everyone. So if something tragic has happened in your life, go ahead. Take some time and grieve.

  [bell dings] 

  Christopher Titus : Time's up, movin' on! I learned that from my father. Dad's like a tragedy commando. He approaches every sucky event the exact same way: "So?" The secret to his power? Well, he's dead inside.

• Titus : The hardest part about dealing with death is dealing with all the people that want you to deal with death.

• Titus : There's a reason why God makes you look ugly when you're grieving. So people will leave you the hell alone!