Titus (TV Series)
Deprogramming Erin (2001)
Cynthia Watros: Erin Fitzpatrick
Quotes
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Erin Fitzpatrick : You were my white knight!
Christopher Titus : No, hon, I'm just a white guy!
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Christopher Titus : I do crazy things when I'm drunk.
Erin Fitzpatrick : I'm in a sack!
Christopher Titus : ...and when I'm sober. But I'll remember *this*.
Erin Fitzpatrick : So will I!
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Erin Fitzpatrick : Listen, I'm moving back with my parents. And I'm going to grow my hair really large and my nails really long!
Ken Titus : Don't try to make me hot.
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Erin Fitzpatrick : Let me go home to my family. They make me happy.
Christopher Titus : Dave, tie her ass down!
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Tommy Shafter : [after Erin tries to escape in Ken's truck] You tried to run me over!
Erin Fitzpatrick : Damn right.
Christopher Titus : Yeah, well, I popped the tires! Ha!
Erin Fitzpatrick : Not my truck. Ha!
Ken Titus : That's gonna cost you five hundred bucks. Ha!
Christopher Titus : Well, you left your keys in the car!
Ken Titus : [holding up keys] Ha!
Christopher Titus : [nervous laugh] You hot wired the truck? Nice!
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Erin Fitzpatrick : [Answering the door] Dave what are you doing here?
Dave Scouvel : Oh, well I'm supposed to lure you outside so that Titus can sneak up behind you and capture you.
Erin Fitzpatrick : [laughs] Really?
[Titus comes up behind her and tosses a large burlap sack over her and carries her away]