David Shatraw: Tommy Shafter

Quotes 

• Christopher Titus : [at the hospital, where Ken is being treated for a heart attack]  Tommy, how's dad?

  Tommy Shafter : I am not talking to you! You know, does the word "patricide" mean anything to you?

  Christopher Titus : Uh, "patricide: to kill your father." I looked it up when I was eleven. What are you talking about?

  Tommy Shafter : By "kill your father", let's see, I mean you tried to kill your father! How does it feel, father killer?

  Dave Scouvel : Did you patricide Dad?

  Christopher Titus : No!

  Tommy Shafter : He tried! Mr. Titus wanted to take a date out on his boat. And he spent three angry hours trying to start it because some, oh, heart attack causing moron - don't hit me; his words, not mine - took the distributor cap. Well?

  Dave Scouvel : Well?

  Erin Fitzpatrick : Well?

  Christopher Titus : You're acting like he never tried to kill me!