Foxy, Roxy and Goopy Geer: We're two-tones, we're loony, we're wacky, silly, goony, You can watch our cartoony on your black-and-white TV! Our comedy's faster, pitch and alabaster, Uncolorized adventures, two-tone classic comedy.
So here's Two-Tone Town, it's where we live and where we play. We're not in Technicolor, we were drawn in shades of gray! There's Foxy and Roxy, they're straight out of Biloxi On Two-Tone Town Adventures, it's a two-tone day!
There's Big Bee and Plucky...
Plucky: I'm really Hudson Ducky!
Foxy, Roxy and Goopy Geer: And don't forget Goopy on those old piano keys.
So come join the two-tones and our swarthy family-- Hilarious adventures, ebony and ivory! We're two-tones, we're loony, we're wacky, silly, goony, And do you like our ears and butts better up or down? Let's go to Two-Tone Town!