- Babs: Hello I'm collecting funds to eliminate poverty on earth
- Montana Max: Oh yeah?
- Babs: Yes our organization is going to send anyone without money to the moon
- Montana Max: Now that is a great idea!
- [runs into his house and returns with a bag of money]
- Montana Max: Let me make a donation, here you go!
- [hands her the money]
- Babs: Why thank you!
- Babs: Don't let this get around but I'm a girl without a guru. So while the others all get to work with their idols, I get STUDY HALL! Triple sigh.
- Honey: [as Groucho Marx, to the villain who just tied her down on the railroad tracks] Tying a girl to the railroad tracks, are you? What kind of train tracks are those anyway? If you chew gum it's a choochoo train, or is it a train of thought?
- Babs: Tell me something, how come all the old Warner Brother stars were guys? Not one girl! It isn't fair, it's left me with no one to look up to! AND IT'S PUT ME IN A REALLY BAD MOOD THIS WHOLE EPISODE!
- Montana Max: [answers the door] What do you want now?
- Babs: [dresed in rags and shivering] Please sir I'm a poor orphan and...
- Montana Max: [interupting her] Get a job!
- Honey: [on film] Here I am, you lucky people! I'm the biggest stars in Hollywood!
- [as Greta Garbo]
- Honey: I want to be alone!
- [as Betty Boop]
- Honey: Boop boop be doop!
- [turns into Harpo Marx and honks a bicycle horn]
- Babs: She's the one I was supposed to find!
- Honey: [as Mae West] Why don't you come up and see me sometime?
- Babs: She does impressions just like me! Oh, my hero!
- Elmyra Duff: Just lie back and relax cute little, bunny wunny, you'll be just fine. Whoo, bunny wunny noggin went bye-bye.
- Babs: Boy, you hear one strange voice and they're ready to call you psycho.
- Elmyra Duff: [after listening to Babs' story] Ooh bunny wunny noggin went bye bye!
- Babs: Boy, you hear one strange voice and they're ready to call you psycho!