- [after a rousing musical performance]
- Tony: Is everybody at this school trying to get into show business?
- Chelsea Daniels: Whatever gave you that idea?
- Corey Baxter: It's on!
- Victor Baxter: Hey, wait a minute. Undercover Superstar isn't on until tomorrow.
- Corey Baxter: I know. I've got a new show that I think you guys will enjoy.
- Victor Baxter, Tonya Baxter: [Old footage of Victor and Tonya, singing] Your love's been a melody. And the beat's comin' from my heart. And it's going to the top of the chart. We have had our share of loss. We're never ever down in the dumps. I love...
- Victor Baxter: Here come the pain.
- Victor Baxter, Tonya Baxter: I love the way that you start. And I know we'll never split!
- [Victor does a split and injures himself]
- Raven: Looks like toast got burnt.
- Victor Baxter: Medic!
- Corey Baxter: Should I be runnin'?
- Victor Baxter: Oh, yeah!
- Corey Baxter: Kay!
- [Corey starts running, and Victor gets up and chases him]