- Courtney Dearborn: Dr Stuckerman, I think using first names helps break down the wall between students and teachers.
- Dr. Stuckerman: Well, I spent 25 years building that wall. I love that wall. Leave my wall alone.
- [Juicer quits Cory's band]
- The Juicer: [singing falsetto] Goodbye, weenies, Goodbye, weenies, Goodbye, weenies...
- [pause]
- The Juicer: [singing falsetto] I'm still gonna juice your heads!
- Eddie Thomas: Do you mean to tell me that one whole war started over a woman?
- Courtney Dearborn: Well, imagine Beyonce got stolen by Canada.
- Dr. Stuckerman: Ms Dearborn?
- Chelsea Daniels: Actually, she likes to be called Courtney.
- Dr. Stuckerman: Courtney? Well, Courtney, do you know what my first name is?
- Courtney Dearborn: Erm... actually, I don't.
- Dr. Stuckerman: Bingo!
- Chelsea Daniels: [to Raven] Yeah, he looks like a Bingo.