- Raven: [after Andrea gloats] Actually, I do know how boyfriends are.
- Chelsea: [nervously] Yeah, she does.
- Raven: Yeah, cause I have one.
- Chelsea: Yeah, she does?
- Raven: He makes your Jean-Paul look like French Toast!
- Chelsea: FRENCH TOAST!
- Raven: He is smart, independent, and totally there for me. And he is Eddie.
- Chelsea: Eddie?
- Eddie: Bon Jovi ya'll.
- Raven: Oh you say the cutest things. Come on Boo.
- Eddie: Who's Boo.
- Raven: Boo, you.
- Andrea: [talking to group of students] I was strolling down the Chanze A Lizee when this photographer came up to me and asks, "Aren't you Tyra Banks?"
- [all laugh]
- Raven: [chomping on gum] Look at her. She thinks she's all perfect just because she lives in Europe, shops in Europe, goes to school in Europe, drinks in Europe, eats in Europe...
- Chelsea: [pulls Raven's arm] Rae, Rae, we get it now. Europe thing, not good.
- [also chomps on gum]
- Raven: This has been the worst day of my life.
- Andrea: This has been the best day of my life. So, aren't you going to introduce me to your cheer squad? You're the captian, aren't you?
- Raven: Uh, yeah. Let's go meet the squad.
- [goes toward cheerleaders]
- Raven: OK, diving position girls. 2, 4, 6, 8 that is the way we like to... count! Ok, Jennifer you work on that, Angie, ya need some help.
- [walks away]
- Andrea: Bonjour boys!
- boys in school hall: [tip their glasses] Bonjour!
- Andrea: Ah, American boys are so cute! If only Jean-Paul wasn't waiting for me back in Paris. You know how boyfriends are Ravee. Oh, that's right! You don't!
- Raven: Actually, I do know how boyfriends are.
- Chelsea: [speaking nervously] Yeah, she does.
- Raven: 'Cause I have one.
- Chelsea: [continues speaking nervously] Y-yeah, she does.
- Raven: And he makes Jean-Paul look like French toast.
- Chelsea: French toast!
- Raven: He is charming, cute, and there for me. And he is-Eddie.
- Chelsea: [confused] Eddie?
- Eddie: Bonjour yall.
- Andrea: Eddie's your boyfriend.
- Raven: Yes, and there are a million things we'd rather do. Come on boo.
- Eddie: Who's boo?
- Raven: Boo you.
- Raven: [walking into kitchen] Oh, Chels! This looks so nice. Vegetables, rice, allmodine. So, where's the crab imperial?
- Chelsea: [scooping rice nervously] In the box?
- Raven: [looks in the box and picks up a crab, gasping] Chels, it's still kickin'.
- Chelsea: Yeah-yeah-y-yeah. I know Rae. But at the restaraunt, they wanted to kill 'em and I saved 'em. Look, look, look! I saved Danny, oh, and Little Ricky.
- Raven: Chels, Chels, I understand that you love the animals and girl, I'm all for that. It's just...
- [walking around the kitchen]
- Chelsea: Rae, watcha doin?
- Raven: Oh, I'm just giving him a tour of the kitchen. Ricky, here's the fridge... and here's the hot pot of boiling water!
- [opens pot's lid]
- Chelsea: [struggling to put the lid back] Rae no!
- Raven, Chelsea: Raven: Chels! Chelsea: Rae, stop!
- [fighting over the lid, both fall and have crab stuck in hair]
- Raven: [entering dining room with Chelsea] Look who came with me to serve the salad.
- Chelsea: Yeah. No one serves salad like I do.
- [puts salad on Victor and Tania's plate]
- Chelsea: Here's some for Mrs. Baxter and here's some for Mr. Baxter. And here's some
- [crab pinches her]
- Chelsea: for Corey!
- Corey Baxter: She always gets a little emotional when she says my name.
- Chelsea: Here's some for Andrea. Here you go Eddie.
- [spills a little salad]
- Chelsea: Sorry.
- [to Eddie]
- Raven: And your main course will be ready soon.
- Andrea: Are you sure you don't need any help? What are we having anyway?
- Raven: Girl, we're having crab. Really, really f-f-fresh crab.
- Raven, Chelsea: [in unison, walking toward kitchen] And your salad servers will be leaving now. Buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye, see ya!
- [waving bye with salad tongs]
- Corey Baxter: When I said cousin Andrea can sleep in my room, you did not tell I had to sleep on the couch.
- Victor Baxter: Aw, come on Corey think of it as an adventure, you'll be all alone on the couch, but make sure you don't open the coat closet.
- Corey Baxter: What's in the coat closet?
- [Victor makes a face]
- Corey Baxter: No way. No way!
- [runs upstairs]
- Victor Baxter: It was a joke!
- Corey Baxter: [the parents are sleeping on the couch bed] I woke up and you weren't there!
- Victor Baxter: [waking up] Please let this be a dream.