That's So Raven (TV Series)

Dissin' Cousins (2003)

Anneliese van der Pol: Chelsea Daniels

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Quotes 

• Raven : [after Andrea gloats]  Actually, I do know how boyfriends are.

  Chelsea : [nervously]  Yeah, she does.

  Raven : Yeah, cause I have one.

  Chelsea : Yeah, she does?

  Raven : He makes your Jean-Paul look like French Toast!

  Chelsea : FRENCH TOAST!

  Raven : He is smart, independent, and totally there for me. And he is Eddie.

  Chelsea : Eddie?

  Eddie : Bon Jovi ya'll.

  Raven : Oh you say the cutest things. Come on Boo.

  Eddie : Who's Boo.

  Raven : Boo, you.

• Andrea : [talking to group of students]  I was strolling down the Chanze A Lizee when this photographer came up to me and asks, "Aren't you Tyra Banks?"

  [all laugh] 

  Raven : [chomping on gum]  Look at her. She thinks she's all perfect just because she lives in Europe, shops in Europe, goes to school in Europe, drinks in Europe, eats in Europe...

  Chelsea : [pulls Raven's arm]  Rae, Rae, we get it now. Europe thing, not good.

  [also chomps on gum] 

  Raven : This has been the worst day of my life.

  Andrea : This has been the best day of my life. So, aren't you going to introduce me to your cheer squad? You're the captian, aren't you?

  Raven : Uh, yeah. Let's go meet the squad.

  [goes toward cheerleaders] 

  Raven : OK, diving position girls. 2, 4, 6, 8 that is the way we like to... count! Ok, Jennifer you work on that, Angie, ya need some help.

  [walks away] 

  Andrea : Bonjour boys!

  boys in school hall : [tip their glasses]  Bonjour!

  Andrea : Ah, American boys are so cute! If only Jean-Paul wasn't waiting for me back in Paris. You know how boyfriends are Ravee. Oh, that's right! You don't!

  Raven : Actually, I do know how boyfriends are.

  Chelsea : [speaking nervously]  Yeah, she does.

  Raven : 'Cause I have one.

  Chelsea : [continues speaking nervously]  Y-yeah, she does.

  Raven : And he makes Jean-Paul look like French toast.

  Chelsea : French toast!

  Raven : He is charming, cute, and there for me. And he is-Eddie.

  Chelsea : [confused]  Eddie?

  Eddie : Bonjour yall.

  Andrea : Eddie's your boyfriend.

  Raven : Yes, and there are a million things we'd rather do. Come on boo.

  Eddie : Who's boo?

  Raven : Boo you.

• Raven : [walking into kitchen]  Oh, Chels! This looks so nice. Vegetables, rice, allmodine. So, where's the crab imperial?

  Chelsea : [scooping rice nervously]  In the box?

  Raven : [looks in the box and picks up a crab, gasping]  Chels, it's still kickin'.

  Chelsea : Yeah-yeah-y-yeah. I know Rae. But at the restaraunt, they wanted to kill 'em and I saved 'em. Look, look, look! I saved Danny, oh, and Little Ricky.

  Raven : Chels, Chels, I understand that you love the animals and girl, I'm all for that. It's just...

  [walking around the kitchen] 

  Chelsea : Rae, watcha doin?

  Raven : Oh, I'm just giving him a tour of the kitchen. Ricky, here's the fridge... and here's the hot pot of boiling water!

  [opens pot's lid] 

  Chelsea : [struggling to put the lid back]  Rae no!

  Raven , Chelsea : Raven: Chels! Chelsea: Rae, stop!

  [fighting over the lid, both fall and have crab stuck in hair] 

• Raven : [entering dining room with Chelsea]  Look who came with me to serve the salad.

  Chelsea : Yeah. No one serves salad like I do.

  [puts salad on Victor and Tania's plate] 

  Chelsea : Here's some for Mrs. Baxter and here's some for Mr. Baxter. And here's some

  [crab pinches her] 

  Chelsea : for Corey!

  Corey Baxter : She always gets a little emotional when she says my name.

  Chelsea : Here's some for Andrea. Here you go Eddie.

  [spills a little salad] 

  Chelsea : Sorry.

  [to Eddie] 

  Raven : And your main course will be ready soon.

  Andrea : Are you sure you don't need any help? What are we having anyway?

  Raven : Girl, we're having crab. Really, really f-f-fresh crab.

  Raven , Chelsea : [in unison, walking toward kitchen]  And your salad servers will be leaving now. Buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye, see ya!

  [waving bye with salad tongs]