That's So Raven (TV Series)
Dissin' Cousins (2003)
Raven-Symoné: Raven Baxter
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Quotes
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Raven : [after Andrea gloats] Actually, I do know how boyfriends are.
Chelsea : [nervously] Yeah, she does.
Raven : Yeah, cause I have one.
Chelsea : Yeah, she does?
Raven : He makes your Jean-Paul look like French Toast!
Chelsea : FRENCH TOAST!
Raven : He is smart, independent, and totally there for me. And he is Eddie.
Chelsea : Eddie?
Eddie : Bon Jovi ya'll.
Raven : Oh you say the cutest things. Come on Boo.
Eddie : Who's Boo.
Raven : Boo, you.
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Andrea : [talking to group of students] I was strolling down the Chanze A Lizee when this photographer came up to me and asks, "Aren't you Tyra Banks?"
[all laugh]
Raven : [chomping on gum] Look at her. She thinks she's all perfect just because she lives in Europe, shops in Europe, goes to school in Europe, drinks in Europe, eats in Europe...
Chelsea : [pulls Raven's arm] Rae, Rae, we get it now. Europe thing, not good.
[also chomps on gum]
Raven : This has been the worst day of my life.
Andrea : This has been the best day of my life. So, aren't you going to introduce me to your cheer squad? You're the captian, aren't you?
Raven : Uh, yeah. Let's go meet the squad.
[goes toward cheerleaders]
Raven : OK, diving position girls. 2, 4, 6, 8 that is the way we like to... count! Ok, Jennifer you work on that, Angie, ya need some help.
[walks away]
Andrea : Bonjour boys!
boys in school hall : [tip their glasses] Bonjour!
Andrea : Ah, American boys are so cute! If only Jean-Paul wasn't waiting for me back in Paris. You know how boyfriends are Ravee. Oh, that's right! You don't!
Raven : Actually, I do know how boyfriends are.
Chelsea : [speaking nervously] Yeah, she does.
Raven : 'Cause I have one.
Chelsea : [continues speaking nervously] Y-yeah, she does.
Raven : And he makes Jean-Paul look like French toast.
Chelsea : French toast!
Raven : He is charming, cute, and there for me. And he is-Eddie.
Chelsea : [confused] Eddie?
Eddie : Bonjour yall.
Andrea : Eddie's your boyfriend.
Raven : Yes, and there are a million things we'd rather do. Come on boo.
Eddie : Who's boo?
Raven : Boo you.
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Raven : [walking into kitchen] Oh, Chels! This looks so nice. Vegetables, rice, allmodine. So, where's the crab imperial?
Chelsea : [scooping rice nervously] In the box?
Raven : [looks in the box and picks up a crab, gasping] Chels, it's still kickin'.
Chelsea : Yeah-yeah-y-yeah. I know Rae. But at the restaraunt, they wanted to kill 'em and I saved 'em. Look, look, look! I saved Danny, oh, and Little Ricky.
Raven : Chels, Chels, I understand that you love the animals and girl, I'm all for that. It's just...
[walking around the kitchen]
Chelsea : Rae, watcha doin?
Raven : Oh, I'm just giving him a tour of the kitchen. Ricky, here's the fridge... and here's the hot pot of boiling water!
[opens pot's lid]
Chelsea : [struggling to put the lid back] Rae no!
Raven , Chelsea : Raven: Chels! Chelsea: Rae, stop!
[fighting over the lid, both fall and have crab stuck in hair]
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Raven : [entering dining room with Chelsea] Look who came with me to serve the salad.
Chelsea : Yeah. No one serves salad like I do.
[puts salad on Victor and Tania's plate]
Chelsea : Here's some for Mrs. Baxter and here's some for Mr. Baxter. And here's some
[crab pinches her]
Chelsea : for Corey!
Corey Baxter : She always gets a little emotional when she says my name.
Chelsea : Here's some for Andrea. Here you go Eddie.
[spills a little salad]
Chelsea : Sorry.
[to Eddie]
Raven : And your main course will be ready soon.
Andrea : Are you sure you don't need any help? What are we having anyway?
Raven : Girl, we're having crab. Really, really f-f-fresh crab.
Raven , Chelsea : [in unison, walking toward kitchen] And your salad servers will be leaving now. Buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye, see ya!
[waving bye with salad tongs]
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Raven : Well, I barely have time to read the yearbook! Cause I'm, uhh... head of the volleyball time and captain of the cheer... society.
Eddie : Cheer society?
Raven : Yes! It's new!
[Andrea looks confused]
Raven : We uhhh... cheer for the elderly. We're like gooooooooo
[shouts]
Raven : old people!