That '70s Show (TV Series)

Uncomfortable Ball Stuff (2001)

Tommy Chong: Leo

Quotes 

• Leo : So, things went well with my probation officer. He even wants to see me for some additional years. He's a great guy, man.

• [Leo hires Fez] 

  Leo : Alright, you're hired. But you're on probation. No, wait, *I'm* on probation. I've gotta go see my probation officer, man!

• [about Fez] 

  Leo : I don't like what's going on here, man. That little dude's making us all look bad. I'm afraid the boss is gonna fire me.

  Steven Hyde : Leo, you *are* the boss!

• [Fez needs money to buy new shoes] 

  Leo : Just do what I do and steal money from the register when the boss ain't looking.

  Steven Hyde : Again, Leo, you *are* the boss!

  Leo : And I'm not looking!

  [Hyde takes some money from the register and gives it to Fez]