- Donna Pinciotti: If we're meant to be together, then we'll end up together.
- Eric Forman: No! The way we end up together is by saying we'll be together and then... being together!
- Donna Pinciotti: Eric, come on. We're together now. Isn't that enough?
- Eric Forman: No! I mean... I mean, damn, Donna! If you can see a future for yourself without me and that doesn't, like, break your heart, then we're not doing what I thought we're doing here! And, you know what? Maybe we shouldn't even be together at all!
- Steven Hyde: Forman, you get mushy with Donna, she's gonna see the secret girl inside the man. Now, trust me. You don't wanna let Erica out.
- Michael Kelso: Hah! Erica! That's a good burn. You can't do that with Michael. I'm lucky.
- Steven Hyde: Oh, really, *Michelle*?
- Kitty Forman: [Speaking to Donna] Eric was never good at knowing when "fine" is *not* fine. It kinda runs in the family.
- [Red looks at Kitty]
- Michael Kelso: Oh, my God! Am I talking in rhyme? I wish I could do that all the time! Oh! I did it again!
- Eric Forman: [Eric and Kelso meet Leo in a back alley to buy rings for Donna and Jackie] So, Leo, you sell promise rings?
- Leo: Promise rings, concert tees, 'other stuff'.
- Eric Forman: Really!
- Michael Kelso: That's nice.
- Eric Forman: Yeah. Okay, we'll take two rings and a misdemeanor's worth of the 'other stuff'.
- Michael Kelso: Is it fireworks?
- [Eric stares at him]
- Michael Kelso: 'Cause if it's something that blows up, I'll go halvsies.
- Michael Kelso: A promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthing off.
- Donna Pinciotti: [showing Jackie her promise ring] Look at it! Isn't it pretty?
- Jackie Burkhart: Yeah. I really should introduce you to my friend, Nail Polish.
- Eric Forman: Why aren't you wearing the ring on your hand?
- Donna Pinciotti: I don't know. I didn't think it was a big deal.
- Jackie Burkhart: Oh, that is *not* true! I *told* you...
- [to the others]
- Jackie Burkhart: I *told* her it was a big deal!