That '70s Show (TV Series)
Romantic Weekend (2001)
Topher Grace: Eric Forman
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Quotes
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Kitty Forman : Will Michael's parents be home?
Eric Forman : Yes.
Reginald "Red" Forman : Are they as dumb as he is?
Eric Forman : I can't lie. Yes. Yes, they are.
Reginald "Red" Forman : Right answer. That was a trick question. I know they're dumb.
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[Kelso tells the guys how he was making out with Pam Macy in the school orchestra room]
Michael Kelso : You know the really, really bad thing that can happen to guys when they're with girls?
Fez : Oh, did Mr. Cooper come in to buff the floor?
Michael Kelso : No.
[pauses]
Michael Kelso : Okay, let me put it this way: the buffer wouldn't buff.
Fez : Poor Mr. Cooper.
Steven Hyde : No, Fez. I think what he's trying to say is the rabbit wouldn't come out of the hat.
Eric Forman : The weasel wouldn't pop.
Steven Hyde : The alphabet soup never spelled "go".
Eric Forman : There were a lot of Amish people, but they couldn't raise the barn.
Steven Hyde : Nice one, Forman!
Eric Forman : It just came to me.