That '70s Show (TV Series)
Red and Stacey (2001)
Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso
Quotes
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Eric Forman : She likes Red.
Donna Pinciotti : Oh, my God!
Michael Kelso : You're gonna have to leave town!
Eric Forman : Why?
Michael Kelso : 'Cause we're gonna tell *everyone*!
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Steven Hyde : [to Eric] You're soft.
Donna Pinciotti , Michael Kelso : [Leaning over to Hyde, and in unison] How soft is he, Hyde?
Steven Hyde : [pauses] Softer than Liberace at the Playboy mansion.
[They all start laughing again]
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Rhonda : Crap-alula. Fez just asked me out. I'm so nervous. I've never been on a real date. What am I gonna wear?
Michael Kelso : Who cares? You could be naked, with a welding hat, and Fez would still be all over you.
Rhonda : That sounds like fun!