That '70s Show (TV Series)

Ramble On (2002)

Debra Jo Rupp: Kitty Forman

Quotes 

• Kitty Forman : [the TV remote won't work]  Click, damn it, click!

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Kitty, I think your "lady problem" is acting up again.

  Kitty Forman : No, just the clicker, is all! It's supposed to click! It's a clicker, that's what it does!

  Reginald "Red" Forman : I think it's time for a nap.

  Eric Forman : [Eric enters the living room]  Guys! Really important! Donna's coming over and I lost the ring she gave me!

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Eric, your mother is having a nervous breakdown.

  Kitty Forman : The only thing having a breakdown is the clicker! Why won't it click? Nothing loves me!

  Donna Pinciotti : [entering the living room]  Okay, Eric, Jackie told me you hate the ring!

  Eric Forman : Uh-oh...

  Donna Pinciotti : I happen to think its beautiful! That's what a man-ring looks like!

  Eric Forman : Maybe I'm just not a man-ring kind of guy. I mean, I like man-pants and man-shirts.

  Donna Pinciotti : Why didn't you just tell me you hated it when I gave it to you? Just give it back to me.

  Eric Forman : I absolutely will. Just as soon as I find it.

  Donna Pinciotti : What? How could you lose it? I told you it was a symbol of our loving freaking relationship!

  Eric Forman : And my losing it symbolizes how much I love and respect you?

  [Donna storms out of the room] 

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Eric! Quick! Get me compound presses and a Bloody Mary! Your mother is talking about adopting a communist orphan! I need help! *Move*, damn it!

• Donna Pinciotti : This entire room is an example of bad taste!

  [Kitty and Red walk into the living room] 

  Kitty Forman : Excuse me?

  Donna Pinciotti : Mrs. Forman?

  Kitty Forman : I have spent years picking out every item in this room, surrounding myself with the things I love and the people I thought loved me!

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Kitty, let's take a nap.

  Kitty Forman : [to Red]  And have you fixed the damn clicker yet? What good is a clicker if it won't click?

  [Kitty throws the remote onto the coffee table, causing it to bounce onto the floor, where she stomps on it]