That '70s Show (TV Series)
Ramble On (2002)
Topher Grace: Eric Forman
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Quotes
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Kitty Forman : [the TV remote won't work] Click, damn it, click!
Reginald "Red" Forman : Kitty, I think your "lady problem" is acting up again.
Kitty Forman : No, just the clicker, is all! It's supposed to click! It's a clicker, that's what it does!
Reginald "Red" Forman : I think it's time for a nap.
Eric Forman : [Eric enters the living room] Guys! Really important! Donna's coming over and I lost the ring she gave me!
Reginald "Red" Forman : Eric, your mother is having a nervous breakdown.
Kitty Forman : The only thing having a breakdown is the clicker! Why won't it click? Nothing loves me!
Donna Pinciotti : [entering the living room] Okay, Eric, Jackie told me you hate the ring!
Eric Forman : Uh-oh...
Donna Pinciotti : I happen to think its beautiful! That's what a man-ring looks like!
Eric Forman : Maybe I'm just not a man-ring kind of guy. I mean, I like man-pants and man-shirts.
Donna Pinciotti : Why didn't you just tell me you hated it when I gave it to you? Just give it back to me.
Eric Forman : I absolutely will. Just as soon as I find it.
Donna Pinciotti : What? How could you lose it? I told you it was a symbol of our loving freaking relationship!
Eric Forman : And my losing it symbolizes how much I love and respect you?
[Donna storms out of the room]
Reginald "Red" Forman : Eric! Quick! Get me compound presses and a Bloody Mary! Your mother is talking about adopting a communist orphan! I need help! *Move*, damn it!
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Eric Forman : I can't believe you took my ring!
Fez : Yes, I took it! I took it and I'm proud! You have a girlfriend, you have a ring, I have nothing!
Eric Forman : Well, you have a job.
Fez : Yes, that's true. Good for me!
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Eric Forman : Well... Did you see that? I told you the truth and we got into a fight. My Dad told my Mom she's pleasant, a *whopper* of a lie, and they've been married, like, 150 years!
Donna Pinciotti : I don't care. I want you to tell me the truth all the time.
Eric Forman : No. No, you don't. It's like when women ask whether or not their outfit makes them look fat. How many men tell them they look fat? Zero. How many women look fat? *Not* zero.
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Eric Forman : [looking at the man-ring] My girlfriend has bad taste.
Fez : Well, she *is* dating you.
Eric Forman : What was she thinking?
Steven Hyde : Forman, you got to expect this, man. I mean, look at her dad. The apple doesn't fall far from the Bob.
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[first lines]
Donna Pinciotti : You know, Eric, I'm really happy with our relationship right now.
Eric Forman : Yeah, me too. It's like we're way past the broken up and miserable stage and we're back in the having sex again stage. Yeah, thumbs up from this end, too. Yeah!
Donna Pinciotti : I'm serious. I mean, we've been through a lot, and even though some of it wasn't exactly fun, I mean, it was worth it, because now we know we can handle anything. And we don't freak out about the little stuff.
Eric Forman : Right. Like that time we got into that big fight because I ran over your cat.
Donna Pinciotti : That wasn't little stuff, I really loved that cat.
Eric Forman : Yeah, I know. I meant the cat was little.
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Eric Forman : How can I lose a 25-pound ring?
Michael Kelso : I once lost a six-foot, rubber chili dog. I still haven't found it, it's just gone!
Eric Forman : Hyde, this is all your fault! You told Jackie I didn't like the ring!
Michael Kelso : Hyde stabbed you in the back? No, he wouldn't do a thing like that. Like he didn't steal Jackie from me. Oh, wait a minute!
Steven Hyde : [to Eric] Look, man. I told her not to tell.
Eric Forman : And I told *you* not to tell!
Michael Kelso : [to Hyde] You and Jackie are gossiping now. The more you go out, the more like each other you become!
Eric Forman : Who knows what you and your little girlfriend are going to be up to in a couple of months!
Jackie Burkhart : [fantasy cheerleader sequence] 2,4,6,8! Who do we appreciate? Go, team!
Steven Hyde : 2,4,6,8! Who do we appreciate? Go, team! Jackie, I heard the best piece of gossip! Eric Forman doesn't have any school spirit!
Jackie Burkhart : I'm telling *everyone*!
Steven Hyde : Too late! I already did!
[fantasy sequence ends]
Steven Hyde : First of all, Jackie's not my girlfriend, and second of all, I'm not the only one who spills stuff around here.
Eric Forman : You're right. Hey, Kelso! Hyde watches "Little House on the Prairie"!
Michael Kelso : [laughing] "Little House on the Prairie"?
Steven Hyde : It reminds me of a simpler time.
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[Kelso's superhero fantasy]
Michael Kelso : [as Batman] Okay, Super Pals, I'm gonna need a status report.
Steven Hyde : [as a Wonder Twin, stops making out with Wonder Twin Jackie] My sensors indicate peace and quiet throughout the universe.
Fez : [as Aquaman] The oceans are secure, but I can't check for another 45 minutes because I just ate.
Eric Forman : [as Superman, entering with Donna as Wonder Woman] Hey, guys!
Michael Kelso : Oh, no! You've been brainwashed and forced to wear this hideous ring!
Donna Pinciotti : Actually, its a gift.
Steven Hyde : Worst form of gift ever!
[holds his fist out to the side]
Jackie Burkhart : [as the other Wonder Twin] Shape up!
[to Wonder Twin Hyde]
Jackie Burkhart : I hope he kept the receipt.
Eric Forman : Alien zombies are attacking the Earth! Let's swing into action, gang!
Michael Kelso : Hold it, we're still on this ring.
Steven Hyde : Are you sure it's not an alien artifact?
Donna Pinciotti : I got it at the mall!
Reginald "Red" Forman : [Red appears on the video monitor] Greetings, dumbasses!
Eric Forman : Uh-oh! It's Dr. Bald!
Reginald "Red" Forman : My army of alien zombies is invading! Good Lord, that is an *ugly* ring! Alien zombies, get a load of that ring!
Eric Forman : That's it! This thing's coming off!
Steven Hyde : Careful, man! You drop something that big and heavy, it'll throw off the Earth's rotation! We'll all go crashing into the sun!
Michael Kelso : Yeah! Way to use science in a burn!
