That '70s Show (TV Series)
Ramble On (2002)
Wilmer Valderrama: Fez
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Quotes
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Nina : According to your resume, you were dancer #3 in the school production of "My Fair Lady".
Fez : Yes. It was magical. I could've danced all night.
Nina : I don't think your theater experience applies here.
Fez : Well, Nina, what is the DMV, really, if not one big stage?
Nina : The DMV is the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Fez : Yes, but they're very similar.
Nina : No, they're not.
Fez : Yes, they are.
Nina : No, they're not!
Fez : Yes, they are.
Nina : No, they're *not*!
Fez : Okay... They are.
Nina : No! They're *not*! I'm going to put down "no prior experience".
Fez : You didn't ask about my special skills.
Nina : I don't see how a fondness for pie is relevant.
Fez : But, Nina, what is the DMV, really, if not one big pie shop?
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Fez : What you didn't read was how much I'd apply myself to the job here.
Nina : I'm going to have to ask you to stop making puns, now.
Nina : I don't think it's going to work out.
[shakes Fez's hand]
Nina : That is a gorgeous man-ring! You know, wearing something like this shows a lot of confidence.
Fez : Well, I *do* feel like a king when I wear it, and what is the DMV, really, if not one big kingdom?
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Eric Forman : I can't believe you took my ring!
Fez : Yes, I took it! I took it and I'm proud! You have a girlfriend, you have a ring, I have nothing!
Eric Forman : Well, you have a job.
Fez : Yes, that's true. Good for me!
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Eric Forman : [looking at the man-ring] My girlfriend has bad taste.
Fez : Well, she *is* dating you.
Eric Forman : What was she thinking?
Steven Hyde : Forman, you got to expect this, man. I mean, look at her dad. The apple doesn't fall far from the Bob.
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[Kelso's superhero fantasy]
Michael Kelso : [as Batman] Okay, Super Pals, I'm gonna need a status report.
Steven Hyde : [as a Wonder Twin, stops making out with Wonder Twin Jackie] My sensors indicate peace and quiet throughout the universe.
Fez : [as Aquaman] The oceans are secure, but I can't check for another 45 minutes because I just ate.
Eric Forman : [as Superman, entering with Donna as Wonder Woman] Hey, guys!
Michael Kelso : Oh, no! You've been brainwashed and forced to wear this hideous ring!
Donna Pinciotti : Actually, its a gift.
Steven Hyde : Worst form of gift ever!
[holds his fist out to the side]
Jackie Burkhart : [as the other Wonder Twin] Shape up!
[to Wonder Twin Hyde]
Jackie Burkhart : I hope he kept the receipt.
Eric Forman : Alien zombies are attacking the Earth! Let's swing into action, gang!
Michael Kelso : Hold it, we're still on this ring.
Steven Hyde : Are you sure it's not an alien artifact?
Donna Pinciotti : I got it at the mall!
Reginald "Red" Forman : [Red appears on the video monitor] Greetings, dumbasses!
Eric Forman : Uh-oh! It's Dr. Bald!
Reginald "Red" Forman : My army of alien zombies is invading! Good Lord, that is an *ugly* ring! Alien zombies, get a load of that ring!
Eric Forman : That's it! This thing's coming off!
Steven Hyde : Careful, man! You drop something that big and heavy, it'll throw off the Earth's rotation! We'll all go crashing into the sun!
Michael Kelso : Yeah! Way to use science in a burn!