- Eric Forman: [sarcastically] Hey, I'm Hyde. I don't feel anything. I'm just a frizzy-haired robot!
- Steven Hyde: [sarcastically] Hey, I'm Forman. I use the same voice to imitate everybody!
- Fez: Well, errand boy, you just sold your soul for a car.
- Michael Kelso: Who cares, Fez. Your soul is like an appendix. I don't even use it.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: [watching "Gilligan's Island" as Kitty looks on in disdain] Awwww... Gilligan screwed it up. Why don't they just kill him?
- Eric Forman: People all over the world heard it! People in Canada heard it!
- Kitty Forman: Oh, honey, people in Canada don't matter.