That '70s Show (TV Series)
Over the Hills and Far Away (2002)
Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso
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Quotes
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Kitty Forman : [Everybody is packed inside the car] Do you have to breathe so much? It's like a sauna in here!
Eric Forman : Alright, you heard the lady! No more breathing!
Kitty Forman : I didn't tell you not to breathe, I asked you not to breathe as much. There's a difference.
Fez : [to Red] For crazy people...
Reginald "Red" Forman : Hey, Ali Baba! Close sesame!
Steven Hyde : Red, you missed the exit.
Reginald "Red" Forman : Oh, damn! Eric, you're supposed to be watching the map! What are you doing?
Eric Forman : [Eric holds up the map, which he has folded into a crown] Making you a crown, because you're King of the Road!
Fez : I need to go to the bathroom.
Steven Hyde : Can you turn up the radio?
Michael Kelso : [Playing his video game] First down... Touchdown!
Kitty Forman : WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP!
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Kitty Forman : OK, that's it!
[Snatches Kelso's game and throws it out the window]
Kitty Forman : What's the matter with you, were you dropped on your head?
Michael Kelso : [Indignantly] Yes, I WAS! But, up until now, everyone's had the good grace not to mention it!
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Eric Forman : [as everyone is getting into the car] Mom seems to have cheered up.
Reginald "Red" Forman : Don't be fooled. At any minute it can strike.
Michael Kelso : Wait up!
Reginald "Red" Forman : What do you want?
Michael Kelso : The explanation is pinned to my lapel.
Reginald "Red" Forman : [Opens the envelope and reads the note, out loud] "Dear Mr. Forman: Mr. Kelso and I are unable to take Michael to UW. Here's thirty bucks so he can go with you.". Where's the thirty bucks?
Michael Kelso : I used it to pay for this electronic football game.
Reginald "Red" Forman : I swear to God, Kelso, you make Eric look like Einstein!
Eric Forman : Thank you, Daddy.
Michael Kelso : [to Eric] Thank you? Einstein was ugly!
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Michael Kelso : This place is awesome! Look, they've even got dirty cartoons on the wall!
Steven Hyde : Kelso, those are CPR instructions.
Michael Kelso : I've done CPR a *lot*.
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Reginald "Red" Forman : What do you want?
Michael Kelso : Once again, the explanation is pinned to my lapel.
Reginald "Red" Forman : [opens the envelope, reads the note out loud] "Dear Mr. and Mrs. Forman: Please give Michael thirty dollars for the game you threw out the window and broke. Signed, my parents".
[Kitty laughs]
Reginald "Red" Forman : Well, you made her laugh. That's worth thirty bucks.
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Michael Kelso : [peeking into the girls bathroom] This is your CPR instructor! I'm gonna need to check your lung capacities!
[to Red, who he thinks is Eric, Fez and Hyde]
Michael Kelso : That means their boobs.
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Eric Forman : [about UW] This place is great! I wish Donna were here.
[a towel-clad college girl walks past]
Eric Forman : My God, will you look at that!
Michael Kelso : We just saw college butt!
[pause]
Michael Kelso : On a girl!