- Jackie Burkhart: Wait. He just offered you a modelling job? Yeah, sounds a little suspicious. I mean, how do you know it's the owner?
- Michael Kelso: 'Cause it was Mr. Halverson.
- Jackie Burkhart: How do you know it was Mr. Halverson?
- Michael Kelso: 'Cause I said, "Aren't you Mr. Halverson?", and he said, "Yeah".
- Eric Forman: Hey, Hyde, aren't *you* Mr. Halverson?
- Steven Hyde: Yeah.
- Michael Kelso: No, wh-what is it now? You want me to drop out of high school, join the Salvation Army, and go off and fight wars?