That '70s Show (TV Series)
Kitty's Birthday (That's Today?!) (2001)
Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso
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Quotes
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Michael Kelso : Right now, I'm just Jackie's friend. But what she doesn't realize is that I'm also a boy. And eventually, 'friend' is gonna lead down the path to 'boy', and then I'll be her friend-boy.
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Michael Kelso : See, I did some reflecting, and I realized that Jackie is the only girl I want to be with.
Eric Forman : Today?
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Michael Kelso : Man, what fun is it being a girlfriend if you don't even have your own boobs to play with?
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Fez : I was just showing Caroline the back of my new car and my tongue.
Michael Kelso : Fez, this isn't your car.
Jackie Burkhart : Yeah, foreigners can't drive here unless it's a cab.
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Jackie Burkhart : Ugh, would you look at those boobs!
Michael Kelso : Uh, I *am*! It's disgusting! I mean, what is she even thinking, packing in those sweet melons like that? I can't even look away!