That '70s Show (TV Series)

Kelso's Career (2002)

Wilmer Valderrama: Fez

Quotes 

• Michael Kelso : [Kelso needs money to buy Jackie a Valentine's Day gift]  I am not sellin' blood. There is no way that anything inside of my body's comin' out for cash.

  Eric Forman : That's too bad, Kelso, 'cause I hear there's this clinic in Madison that'll pay you for your, um, "manly donations".

  Michael Kelso : [confused at first]  "Manly donations"? No way! They'll pay you for that? Well, I'll do *that*! I'm good at *that*!

  Michael Kelso : [later he comes back, bragging]  Easiest money I ever made. They paid me 50 bucks for my "underpants navy".

  Steven Hyde : You mean your "corduroy commandos"?

  Fez : Yeah, your "team from the inseam"?

  Eric Forman : Your "battlepants galactica"?

  Eric Forman : [everyone congratulates Eric on a 'good one']  It just came to me. Thank you.

• Michael Kelso : [Donna complains to Kelso about his brother, but his "job" at the sperm bank has made him impatient]  Y'know, if you're mad at Casey, why don't you go yell at him? I'm too tired from workin' all day to argue.

  Fez : Oh, to be a working stiff.