That '70s Show (TV Series)

Jackie's Cheese Squeeze (2002)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

Quotes 

• Jackie Burkhart : So, friends?

  Eric Forman : As long as you promise not to tell people we're friends.

• [Eric catches Jackie and Todd kissing] 

  Jackie Burkhart : Eric! Did you get a haircut? 'Cause I love it. You look just like Parker Stevenson.

  Eric Forman : Oh, really? 'Cause I told the guy he should.... No! No, no. That's not gonna work, tramp-face. I saw tongue!

• [Jackie doesn't want Eric to tell Kelso about her kissing Todd] 

  Eric Forman : You can buy two guaranteed hours of silence by carving this wheel of cheddar into a handsome likeness of me. And... go!