That '70s Show (TV Series)

Jackie's Cheese Squeeze (2002)

Mila Kunis: Jackie Burkhart

Quotes 

• Michael Kelso : Alright, look. Jackie, here's the deal. You cheated on me.

  Jackie Burkhart : You used to cheat on me all the time.

  Michael Kelso : Yeah? Well, yeah. But you cheated out of hate, and I cheated out of joy.

• Jackie Burkhart : So, friends?

  Eric Forman : As long as you promise not to tell people we're friends.

• [Eric catches Jackie and Todd kissing] 

  Jackie Burkhart : Eric! Did you get a haircut? 'Cause I love it. You look just like Parker Stevenson.

  Eric Forman : Oh, really? 'Cause I told the guy he should.... No! No, no. That's not gonna work, tramp-face. I saw tongue!

• Jackie Burkhart : I was waiting outside for Michael to pick me up, but the idiot never showed.

  Todd : That's the third time this week. Three strikes and he's out according to the rules of baseball... and love.

  Jackie Burkhart : Actually, it's four strikes, if you count the time he showed up late 'cause he had to see how the Jetsons ended.

  Todd : Oh, man. First he goes behind your back and takes that modeling job and now this whole Jetsons thing. No futuristic cartoon could ever keep *me* from you.