That '70s Show (TV Series)
Jackie's Cheese Squeeze (2002)
Kurtwood Smith: Red Forman
Quotes
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Kitty Forman : Why don't you just put the car in the garage?
Reginald "Red" Forman : Because if it's in the garage, I can't see it from the dinner table. Kitty, don't give advice on things you know nothing about.
Kitty Forman : Ok, *I'm* the crazy one.
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Reginald "Red" Forman : Oh, Kitty, I wouldn't leave you for the car. Who'd make dinner?
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Reginald "Red" Forman : A bunch of birds threw a crap-on-my-Corvette party.
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Reginald "Red" Forman : The birds had a "Crap on My Car" festival; I have to get this off, or the paint will oxidize - OXIDIZE!
Kitty Forman : Why don't you just park the car in the garage?
Reginald "Red" Forman : [Incredulously] Kitty, if I park the car in the garage, I can't see it from the kitchen table! Don't make suggestions about things you don't understand.
