That '70s Show (TV Series)

Jackie Says Cheese (2002)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

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Quotes 

• Eric Forman : Hey, L'Eggo my Eggo.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Hey, L'Eggo my foot in your ass.

• Kitty Forman : Here, honey, I brought you something back from the hospital. A lollipop!

  Eric Forman : Mom, I'm seventeen years old.

  Kitty Forman : Which is why I also brought you condoms.

  [Eric and Red groan uncomfortably] 

  Kitty Forman : Well, see, we had a teenage mom come in, and it's just, well, y'know, I worry about you.

  Eric Forman : That I'll get pregnant? You're not a good nurse.

  Kitty Forman : Now don't be a porky-mouth. Oh, here. Sexual health pamphlets.

  [Eric and Red groan again] 

  Kitty Forman : I just want you to know that intercourse is a responsibility, not just a right.

  Eric Forman : [he gets up to leave the kitchen table]  OK. Well, this couldn't be more uncomfortable.

  Kitty Forman : [as Eric is leaving]  Oh, oh, don't forget your condoms.

  Eric Forman : I was wrong!