That '70s Show (TV Series)

Jackie Says Cheese (2002)

Mila Kunis: Jackie Burkhart

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• [last scene: Jackie talks to her boss] 

  Jackie Burkhart : I know in orientation we talked about theft in the workplace, so I would like to report a theft - from my check.

  [Jackie shows her paycheck] 

  Jackie Burkhart : Now, I don't know who FICA is, but that bitch stole like 10% of my money. Also, now, I don't know if you have this key in your typewriter, but when I write "Jackie" I like to dot my "I" with a smiley face. Also, now, I put this in the suggestion box, but... you have something hanging from your nose. Oh, and I want Saturday off. Thank you. Bye.

  [Jackie exits the store without waiting for response, leaving her boss totally confused] 

• [Jackie receives a paycheck - the first salary she has ever earned in her life] 

  Jackie Burkhart : [excited]  Oh my gosh! It's a check!

  [Jackie points to the corner of the check] 

  Jackie Burkhart : And that's my name! Mine!

  Michael Kelso : So... we can stay together!

  Jackie Burkhart : Yeah, and I can still be rich!

  Michael Kelso : Yeah!

  Donna Pinciotti : Well, if this isn't gonna go badly, I'm heading home.

  [Donna turns to leave] 

  Michael Kelso : No, wait. Jackie deserves a celebration. Hey, let's go buy me that remote control car!

  Jackie Burkhart : [firmly]  No, Michael. Money doesn't grow on trees.

  [Jackie pauses, realizing what she has just said] 

  Jackie Burkhart : Money *doesn't* grow on trees. You know, I think having a job is changing me. Okay, think about it: a whole new me.

  Michael Kelso , Donna Pinciotti : That'll be great!

• Jackie Burkhart : Oh Donna, you don't have to get a job just for me.

  Donna Pinciotti : I was talking about you, pimple-chin.

  Jackie Burkhart : Oh, no no no no. I am not getting a job. A job is for poor people. I am a rich person who doesn't have money. Big diff.

  Michael Kelso : Hey, is that a blackhead?

  Jackie Burkhart : [Terrified]  No!