That '70s Show (TV Series)

I Can't Quit You Babe (2002)

Mila Kunis: Jackie Burkhart

Quotes 

• [Hyde explains how he and Jackie got together] 

  Steven Hyde : It was obvious she wanted me.

  [Hyde reminisces] 

  Jackie Burkhart : I want you.

  Steven Hyde : It's obvious.

• [Eric and Donna walk in on Jackie and Hyde, making out] 

  Jackie Burkhart : Okay, so, um... What exactly did you see?

  Eric Forman : Hands, tongues, yours, his. It was horrible!

  Donna Pinciotti : You were like Siamese twins joined at the beard!

• [Hyde just left and Jackie makes up an excuse to leave as well] 

  Jackie Burkhart : I just remembered that I have to go to the mall because they're having this big "Monday Madness Sale".

  Donna Pinciotti : Jackie, it's Tuesday.

  Jackie Burkhart : See? Total madness!

• [talking with Donna] 

  Jackie Burkhart : Okay, this is my "Michael Box". I saved everything that loser ever gave me.

  [she opens the box and pulls out a rubber chicken] 

  Jackie Burkhart : Hmm. One-year anniversary. What a moron.

  [she throws the rubber chicken away]