[
Eric thinks about him and Donna when they're middle aged and have totally had it with each other]
Donna Pinciotti:
Who ate the last donut?
Eric Forman:
[
looks around] Um, I did.
Donna Pinciotti:
Son of a bitch.
Eric Forman:
Well, you ate the first eleven! I weigh 80 pounds! You know why I'm bald? My body is eating its own hair!
[
Fez has broken up with Caroline]
Caroline:
I'll be watching you. And you won't know it, except I just told you so you will know it.
[
Fez breaks up with Caroline and doesn't dare to say it's because she's crazy]
Fez:
Umm... because... Donna and I are in love!
Caroline:
What?
Donna Pinciotti:
Oh my god!
Jackie Burkhart:
Eeewwww!
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