- [to Donna]
- Jackie Burkhart: Look, Donna, I know you're nervous about seeing people at school after running away and all. But I want you to know it's all under control. I told everyone you went away to have a baby.
- [about Annette]
- Michael Kelso: I love her.
- Eric Forman: No, you don't!
- Michael Kelso: Well, I love *parts* of her!
- [Eric decides to go to California and tell Donna how he feels instead of calling her]
- Eric Forman: You know what? That's it. I'm goin'. I'll just show up in California, and, like, blow her mind. Yeah! I mean, when the Empire killed Luke Skywalker's aunt and uncle, did he just call them up?
- [Hyde, Jackie and Fez sigh, tired of hearing Eric's nonstop references to Star Wars]
- Eric Forman: No! He hopped on the Millenium Falcon, and he paid a little visit to the Death Star.
- [Red, Kitty and Eric are eating supper]
- Reginald "Red" Forman: You want to go to California to get Donna?
- Kitty Forman: You can't go to California.
- Eric Forman: But, I have to tell Donna I love her and... that she should be back here, with me.
- Kitty Forman: Oh, well, that's sweet. I think it would sound especially good on the phone, but don't call 'til after 7:00, when the rates go down.
- Eric Forman: I can't call her. I mean... if Luke Skywalker...
- [Red sighs, tired of hearing Eric's nonstop references to Star Wars]
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Oh, would you stop! Luke Skywalker this, Luke Skywalker that. I'm sick of hearing about that little fruit.
- Eric Forman: [upset] Luke Skywalker is *not*...! He and Leia *clearly*...! I...
- [Eric calms down]
- Eric Forman: [quietly] Mom, Dad. This is important.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: No. No California. You know what's important? School. You're gonna be a senior, and you need to buckle down.
- Kitty Forman: Luke Skywalker would have buckled down.
- Kitty Forman: [to Hyde and Jackie after she catches them making out] You kids switch partners more than square dancers!
- [Eric wants to tell Donna how he feels about her]
- Jackie Burkhart: Look, Eric, just write her a letter. That's how I broke up with Michael. I was able to take my time and come up with good synonyms for... "cowardly", "won't-marry-me loser", "run-away-to-California" jackass!
- [about Annette]
- Michael Kelso: Look, this girl is beautiful, and she believes in me. And, if I can get her to put out, she will be 3 out of 3. But, right now, she's only 2 out of 3, and I'm sorry, but 50% just ain't gonna cut it!
- Michael Kelso: So, Annette, I'm just saying that I'm leaving in a couple of hours. So, I guess the question is: what, oh what, can two virgins do to kill an afternoon?
- Annette: [thinks] Well, there *is* something... but it's kind of wet and dirty.
- [Kelso thinks Annette means having sex]
- Michael Kelso: [excited] SOLD!
- [shortly thereafter, Kelso and Annette are on the beach, building a sandcastle. Kelso is disappointed]
- Annette: Having fun?
- Michael Kelso: No. These are our last hours together, and... you're not nude!
- Annette: [dissapointed] So, all you care about is sex? I thought that there was more to you than that.
- Michael Kelso: But, there *isn't*!
- Annette: But, there *is*. I believe in you.
- Michael Kelso: Stop saying that!
- Annette: [smiles] But, I do.
- Michael Kelso: Damn! OK, start digging a moat...
- [they continue building the sand-castle]
- [Kelso is frustrated because all he got from beautiful Annette was a good night kiss on the cheek, but no sex]
- Michael Kelso: [complaining] In Wisconsin, if you win a girl a giant purple rhinoceros, she puts out!