- Laurie Forman: Cosmetology is too hard. I'm quitting.
- Kitty Forman: Laurie, don't you think I wanted to quit nursing school a hundred times? The first time I put in a catheter, it broke off.
- Michael Kelso: Jackie, why do you wanna go anyway? You hate Led Zeppelin.
- Jackie Burkhart: I never said I hated them, Michael. For your information, I think Led is hot.
- Donna Pinciotti: Well, since Mr. Smock here is being all logical, I guess I'll have to take one of you losers.
- [Donna tells Jackie she has two tickets for Led Zeppelin]
- Jackie Burkhart: Zeppelin? Oh, my God! That's a band, right?