That '70s Show (TV Series)

Eric's Naughty No-no (2001)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

Quotes 

• [the circle] 

  Michael Kelso : Honesty's cool, man. It's like I can do anything wrong and then ask for forgiveness, and then I'm good again. Someone should invent a religion like that.

  Eric Forman : Okay. So did anyone besides me think that some of the guys in that movie were not completely... average? Like, you know, they were way, way *above* average?

  Steven Hyde : Well, you don't go into that line of work when you're *below* average. You just pray some hot, redheaded, neighbor girl likes you for your personality.

  [Hyde snickers] 

  Fez : What are you talking about? Those men were completely average. In fact, I found the guy with the mustache downright puny.

  Michael Kelso : See now, Fez, that's not honest. I mean, we all know you're small in the pants. What I'm saying is, from here on in, I'm only telling the truth. In fact, I'm gonna come clean to Jackie about everything.

  Fez : Fine. You want honesty? I'll give you honesty. We are *all* small in the pants.

  Steven Hyde : [in serious voice]  Kelso, this might be your best idea ever. You know what? You should make a list of all the lies you've ever told to Jackie, and I'll help you. 'Cause all I really want is for you to be happy.

  [Hyde smiles slyly] 

• Eric Forman : [to his glamorous aunt]  So, did you meet Dick Trickle?

  Kitty Forman : [shocked]  Eric!