That '70s Show (TV Series)

Eric's Drunken Tattoo (2001)

Kurtwood Smith: Red Forman

Quotes 

• Reginald "Red" Forman : Kitty, where're the Band-Aids? I cut my thumb with a hacksaw.

  Kitty Forman : Red, you know those things are dangerous.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Well, I tried cutting a metal pipe with a flower, but it was real slow going.