That '70s Show (TV Series)

Donna's Panties (2001)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

Quotes 

• Michael Kelso : Hey, check out this article in "Boys' Life."

  Eric : "The Square Knot: Not Just For Squares"?

  Michael Kelso : No, this one about being an astronaut. I think I'm gonna do that.

  Jackie Burkhardt : Michael, I think as a prerequisite for being an astronaut, you have to be not dumb.

  Michael Kelso : Uh-uhhh. If they can send a monkey into space, they can send me.

  Steven Hyde : I don't know. Monkeys are pretty smart.

  Michael Kelso : Alright, fine, fine, make fun. When you see my shoe prints on the moon, what are you gonna say then?

  Eric : Probably "Hey, some monkey's wearing Kelso's shoes!"

• Michael Kelso : [reading a magazine article]  Wow. Chicks must really dig astronauts, 'cause it says here that astronauts get all the Tang they want.