- Bob Pinciotti: Howdy, neighbors!
- Kitty Forman: We were just coming over to introduce ourselves to you!
- Bob Pinciotti: Looks like we beat you to the punchity-punch!
- [Punches Red in the shoulder]
- Red Forman: [Dismayed] Oh, damn!
- Eric Forman: [Meeting Donna for the first time, love at first sight]
- Donna Pinciotti: What are you staring at, string bean?
- [Punches Eric in the gut]
- [last lines]
- Donna Pinciotti: Yeah, I'll meet you guys in there. I gotta change my blouse. Everybody out.
- [Everyone leaves the classroom, leaving Donna alone and was about to remove her shirt until the door opens and Kelso barges in]
- Michael Kelso: Oops, sorry!
- Donna Pinciotti: [Donna immediately covers up] Kelso! Kelso, we just talked about this today!
- Michael Kelso: Well damn, Donna. If you'd just let me see them, I'd stop.
- Donna Pinciotti: Fine!
- [Donna then removes her shirt and flashes Kelso]
- Donna Pinciotti: [Kelso is speechless and in awe as he finally sees her naked breasts at last]
- Michael Kelso: They're beautiful.
- [Kelso then faints, causing an annoyed Donna to put her shirt back on]