That '70s Show (TV Series)
Canadian Road Trip (2001)
Topher Grace: Eric Forman
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Quotes
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Eric : Okay, guys. Road trip checklist. Car: Check. Okay. We're good.
Fez : Is there anything about Canada we need to know before we get there?
Steven Hyde : Well, the beer is stronger and as a result, their women look prettier.
Fez : Then let's haul ass to Canada!
Eric : Okay. Shh. Fez, if my Dad finds out that we're going to Canada, uh, for beer, no less, he's gonna start killing people, okay? People like us. So, keep it down.
Michael Kelso : [Runs up to the guys, yelling at the top of his voice] All right! Canada! Whoo-hoo! Beer!
[blows his air horn]
Eric : Kelso, you're not going.
Michael Kelso : What! Why not?
Steven Hyde : Because this is a risky mission and you tend to screw these things up.
Michael Kelso : That is a damnable lie!
Eric : Okay. Kelso, remember that time we were gonna put a flaming bag of dog poop in front of Principal Pridwell's door, and you lit it in the car on the way over?
Michael Kelso : Yeah, I wanted to see it all flamey.
Eric : And then you panicked and stepped on it.
Michael Kelso : Eric, it was on fire!
Eric : Okay, You're not going.
Michael Kelso : No, no, no. Fine. I won't use the air horn, and I'll pay for the gas and the beer.
Eric : I can't stay mad at you. Come on, you big lug.
Leo : [already sitting in the back seat of the car] Hey, dudes.
Steven Hyde : Leo, man! What are you doin' here?
Leo : Sittin'. What are you doin' here?
Steven Hyde : We're goin' to Canada to buy beer.
Leo : Canada? Cool, man. I spent some time up there during 'Nam.
Eric : Oh. Conscientious objector, huh?
Leo : No, I didn't mind. Hey, a road trip sounds good, man, but I don't want nothin' to do with that beer. That stuff will mess with your mind, man.
