- Crazy Tommy Tedesco: [after pulling Johnny out of a car and slamming his head against a pole] John, you all right? I guess you didn't see the pole, huh?
- E.L. 'Tenspeed' Turner: Any guy who wears a jacket big enough to tarp a party, you do not wanna mess with.
- Phyllis Lassiter: I'd like to commission you, I guess, to help me with a very ticklish problem. It's something that I can't discuss right now.
- Lionel Whitney: Yes, yes, yes. Ticklish problems are of course a speciality of this agency, as it were.