Mike Damus: Marty DePolo, Marticus DePolo

Quotes 

• Uncle Lou : You'd better sit down for this - a machine that makes bread!

  Marty DePolo : [trying to look surprised]  Wow.

• Uncle Lou : This is a special occasion. I'm going to put on pants!

  Marty DePolo : You do that!

• Marty DePolo : Oh, yeah! I remember her! She stopped me from swallowing that themometer! She said if I kept eating dangerous things, I'd die!... Wait a minute!

• Marty DePolo : [about Steve and Jordan's new friendship]  I knew he'd leave me one day, but did it have to be for a blond? It's so typical!... there, I said it.

• Steve Beauchamp : I think this friendship with Jordan is going to kill me!

  Marty DePolo : And you can be HIS wacky guardian angel!