After a few drinks too many Lindsay and Matt start kissing. The next day they apologize and try to avoid each other though they find it difficult and end up locking lips again. Penny also has a new romance with young teacher Patrick but gives him up as he is too much like Kurt. Even Clare is feeling frisky and has a night of passion with Bob after he mends the light in her porch. Only Kurt and Brian are left out but, having learnt that the pupils of the eyes dilate when facing the person one finds attractive and trying out on female staff, they find that it only works when they look at each other, fuelling the general supposition that they are a gay couple.
—don @ minifie-1