- Elaine Nardo: Dress is optional... He means how we dress, not if we dress, right?
- Alex Rieger: No, I don't think so.
- Elaine Nardo: Why?
- Alex Rieger: [showing Elaine his invitation] Yours is the only one that says that.
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Hey, Alex - You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day... you can always change the channel.
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: [as he hands out invitations] Bobby, do you spell your name with one "o" or two?
- Bobby Wheeler: One.
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: I'll get it right next time, "Booby".