- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Diane McKenna, I'm mad at you.
- Diane Mckenna: What are you talking about?
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: You were supposed to meet me at Woodstock, thirteen years ago, and you never showed up. I was beginning to worry.
- Alex Reiger: There are some strange, bizarre characters in this city.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: That's why I keep my door locked.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: You don't love me or you wouldn't call me a flake.
- Alex Reiger: But you are a flake. And all I mean by that is you've done some strange things.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Name one. Huh?
- Alex Reiger: You lived in a condemned building for four years.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: You're confusing flakiness with style.
- Alex Reiger: You told me that if you could be anybody in the world, you'd still be yourself so you wouldn't have to buy new clothes.
- Alex Reiger: You remember when that girl Diane walked in here yesterday? Heh-heh, I had this feeling of electricity run right through me, y'know?
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Electricity, huh?
- Alex Reiger: Yeah, and I didn't know how to deal with it.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Have you tried fabric softener?