- Bobby Wheeler: It's nice to finally meet you, Angela.
- Angela Matusa: Am I what you pictured, Bobby?
- Bobby Wheeler: More or less.
- [turning aside to Tony]
- Bobby Wheeler: More.
- Tony Banta: Angela? From your answering service? Oh, she's a peach. One night she and I discussed my boxing career. Y'know, we never even met, and still we must have talked for around five minutes.
- Louie De Palma: That's longer than most of your fights last.
- Elaine O'Connor-Nardo: I mean, I can't believe you. You wouldn't go out with a woman if she wasn't good looking?
- Bobby Wheeler: Sure I would... if I was real drunk or somethin'.
- Tony Banta: Hey, c'mon, Elaine. Looks matter to women, too. How popular are short, pudgy, ugly men?
- Bobby Wheeler: Yeah, how popular, Louie?
- Louie De Palma: Y'know, Bobby, I hope someone slams a door on your nose and you sneeze and your head explodes.