- The Auctioneer: Ladies and gentlemen, we're about to begin the auction. Our first item today will be a painting by Wallace Litiger entitled, Nude at Daybreak.
- Tony Banta: Alright!
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: [an unidentifiable modern art painting is placed on display] My God I know her! She's dyed her hair but that's her.
- Louie De Palma: [to white haired man at the auction] You better hope you don't spend your golden years at Sunset Acres.