- Officer Stacy Sheridan: Mind if I finish my workout?
- Officer Jim Corrigan: Are you kidding? I could stand here and watch you all day.
- Officer Stacy Sheridan: Well, if you get bored, the newspaper in the kitchen.
- Officer Jim Corrigan: It's ok, I'll suffer.
- Police Lt. Peter Ellis: Exactly what is your interest in this matter, Hooker?
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: All the officers involved are on my watch, I'd say that puts me personally and squarely right in the middle of it.
- Officer Gina Canelli: When did you come up with that?
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: At three o'clock this morning.