T.J. Hooker (TV Series)
Slay Ride (1983)
William Shatner: Sgt. T.J. Hooker
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Quotes
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Sgt. T.J. Hooker : [dressed as Santa Claus] Hey, give me a break, would ya? I'm a cop, undercover.
Santa Claus : And I'm Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. I've been working this same corner for six years and you're train jumpin', bub!
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Officer Vince Romano : How's vice doing with Carlita Frasier?
Sgt. T.J. Hooker : They heard she's sworn off turning tricks for Christmas and strictly legit.
Officer Vince Romano : Yeah?
Sgt. T.J. Hooker : She's working in a small joint on 52nd as a topless dancer.
Officer Vince Romano : Aha... sounds, eh... educational. I'm into dance, you know.
Sgt. T.J. Hooker : I figured. We'll cruise by there tonight.
Officer Vince Romano : You think she can give us George Marino?
Sgt. T.J. Hooker : It's the one Christmas present I want, junior.
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Sgt. T.J. Hooker : You talked to your ex?
Officer Jim Corrigan : Yeah.
Sgt. T.J. Hooker : And?
Officer Jim Corrigan : She said 'Merry Christman, the divorce is final'.
Sgt. T.J. Hooker : Welcome to the club.