- Jake Hendricks: [pulls gun from his waistband] I'm taking that car whether you like it or not, 'chum.' Just so we understand each other, you get in my way and try and stop me, and I'll kill you so fast you'll be cold before you hit the ground.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: [slamming Lou the tattooist against the wall and grabbing his face] Now listen, you. I got a friend in the hospital because of this guy. Now you tell me his name right now or I'm gonna play tic-tac-toe all over your face. You understand?
- Officer Stacy Sheridan: Ohh-kay, so I'm not an expert stock car driver like you were. But I'm also not the only cop who's wrecked a police car. Everybody makes mistakes.
- Officer Jim Corrigan: Yeah, but when a cop make mistakes, lives are on the line.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Now you listen to me good. Those three slugs that destroyed your radiator and cut your engine in half were .357 Magnums. What they did to this pile of junk they can do to you.
- Capt. Dennis Sheridan: Just take it easy, Hooker. But I want you to understand one thing: one toe over the line, I'm going to have to pull you.
- Officer Vince Romano: Hooker, I'll stay on top of it here. You go cheer up Fran.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: When we get that ring back, and the scum who took it, that'll be cheer-up time.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: We're gonna get the man who did this.
- Mrs. Wilson: And when you do, will he pay the mortgage and feed my children?
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: No.
- [pause]
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: But he'll pay in other ways.
- Officer Vince Romano: [Hooker and Romano meet Sheridan and Corrigan at Streetside Foods] How you doing, guys?
- Officer Stacy Sheridan: I think I need a flak jacket for the inside of my stomach to handle this coffee.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: It's part of your field conditioning. It'll grow on you.
- Officer Stacy Sheridan: If it doesn't kill me first.